The Bagmen: OH MY GOD THE NY POST HAS BEEN DOING DRUGS AND POSTING TOP 25'S AGAIN

The NY Post released their top 25 today (insert air quotes). Also, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Lenn Robbins looks like someone that needs to take a dump but is severely constipated in his picture. Needless to say they everyone north of the Mason-Dixon line has lost their damn minds. It's a good thing that this was passed along to me in a direct link, because otherwise you wouldn't see it on their main sports page. Who would have thought something this major would need to be listed on its own? Take a few shots of something and see if any of the following makes sense:

· 1.SOUTH CAROLINA

W.T.F – seriously….W.T.F. This is why doing meth and/or huffing paint is a horrible idea before writing a column.

· 2. OKLAHOMA

No complaints here. I guess the philosophy is to have OK at #2 and wait of South Carolina to screw it up.

· 3. ALABAMA

Sounds about right...but why isn't LSU up here? Are they not cheating hard enough?

· 4. ARIZONA STATE

Yep - last year's 6-6 squad coming out of the PAC-10 should get a preseason #4 ranking. Awesome.

· 5. FLORIDA STATE

Being the flag bearer of the ACC is being the tallest midget. YAY FSU!

· 6. WISCONSIN

Middle of the top-10 for the top of the Big Ten/Eleven/Whatever.

· 7. LSU

The Jefferson’s are moving the wrong way….but still see these guys giving AL a run for the West

· 8. BOISE STATE

Yea this makes all kinds of sense…2^nd or 3^rd best in SEC UGA is 10^th, but Boise is 8^th? Nope…

· 9. OREGON

We get it….Auburn’s National Title wasn’t legit, so you actually won it? Cool unis though. Positioned about right for the PAC-12.

· 10. GEORGIA

Go to hell, Georgia….and you are fighting for Marky Mark’s livelihood if you don’t win 9 games

· 11. TEXAS A&M

Maybe an 11^th place finish can justify a move to the SEC

· 12. STANFORD

Thank you Andrew Luck for staying one more year. You alone have given your team this ranking.

· 13. WEST VIRGINIA

This should be closer to #20. WVU always under-impresses me, especially early.

· 14. VIRGINIA TECH

Va Tech should be closer to top 10, but again they are like the pretty girl that you hear about from your friends that never shows up to the party.

· 15. OKLAHOMA STATE

STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD BIG 12….AND GET OUT OF THE TOP 20.

· 16. MISSISSIPPI STATE

Dan Mullen has a stock in official MSU cowbells. Higher ranking = more sales = more money. Should be around #22

· 17. NOTRE DAME

I get it. If Notre Dame is good, it’s good for college football. I wholeheartedly disagree. Any school that hired Ty Willingham deserves to be awful in everything that they do.

· 18. OHIO STATE

FREE TATTOOS AND CAR DEALS FOR EVERYONE!

· 19. UTAH

If BYU isn’t ranked…we might as well have a school from another Mormon state in the top 20. I’m OK with this

· 20. NEBRASKA

Shucking corn and running the option…THAT’S WHAT ~~TOMMY FRAZIER AND TOM OSBORNE DO!~~ WE WISH WE STILL DID WELL!

· 21. ARKANSAS

Wild Hog/Dark horse to come out of the SEC West. I don’t buy them any higher or lower.

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22. TCU

Hey, Remember when we went to a BCS bowl game? Yea, no one else does either – that’s why we’re in the #20’s.

· 23. HOUSTON

Was this guy just filling out teams to get to this point?