Thursday, January 19, 2012

Musings from My New House!



(Muse-ings...see what I did there??)
Sooooo yeah December 4th was the last time I (or anyone else for that matter) posted anything to the blog.  I'm sorry I dissapointed the thousands, hundreds, 11 or 12 of y'all that make up "Bagmen Nation."  I have only two excuses: 1)  Me and wifey bought the crib...it's the shit.  You should do it too if you get a chance.  2) Pure unadulterated laziness.  With that out of the way, let's dive back in with just a random list of my thoughts.  Mostly about sports, but some other stuff too:
  • I'm pretty sure I can be an NFL analyst on ESPN.  I mean not that they need ANOTHER analyst (bringing their total somewhere in the neighborhood of 119) but if they did it seems pretty easy. All one has to do is say any of the following, "(Insert team here) will win the game if they are able to run the football, force some turnovers and play good defense."  90 years of football, this formula has never changed.  Just now you hear it from 119 "experts" on ESPN.
  • I like Tim Tebow.  There...I said it.  I like him because he's actually a good guy and he stands for something.  I don't care if he is Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, or some combination of the three.  He doesn't beat me over the head with his religion so what do I care?  He's also not what I like to call a "HypoChrist."  Those are the athletes/people who just drop "God" or "blessed" or "pray" into a conversation (or in athlete's cases, they get the bible verse/rosary bead/praying hands tattoo) and they figure that should cover them while they cheat on their wife or just generally act like a turd.
  • I hate the coverage of Tim Tebow.  Look, dude can't throw ok?  EVERYONE can agree on that, EVERYONE can see that. 


(Also add some sort of commentary about Tebow's ability to play QB to myfirst point about ESPN). 

 Do we have to analyze the s word out of his play after every game??  Every week we get an update on his record, "Well he is 8-8 as a starter."  You know who else went 8-8 as a starter for the Broncos?  Orlando Franklin their right tackle.  Why doesn't he get a win-loss record?
  • Seriously LSU??  That was your best offensive effort in the title game?  Holy hell that was awful.  Icebox and the gang from Little Giants thought that was a bad game!  (Early Little Giants, that team was rollin by the end of the movie.  Ask Coach O'Shea).  I mean I know y'all have relied on your defense all year, and I know Bama's D is retarded, historically significant good, but jesus tits.  I watch regular season, mid week MAC football from start to finish and I wanted to turn the "Championship" game off.  Gross.
  • I love that Newt Gingrich is somehow the most appealing Republican candidate to the conservative Evangelical Christian groups.  The guy has been married three times, and cheated on his first two wives.  (Editor's Note:  Attention third wife, I think we all see how this one will end.  Well, everyone except for you it appears).  Onward Christian Soldier huh???


(Get a load of the @$$ on that one, er, Phillipians 4:13 I mean)
  • The Geico commercials with the caveman and Brian Orakpo...you guys gotta go.  For those of you that just read that and said, "Who on Earth is Brian Orakpo??"  I rest my case.  For those of you that say, "Hey the cavemen commercials are funny,"  I agree...if this was 2004.  It's been a nice run, bur I think it's time they hang that one up.
  • Modern Family is awesome...funniest show on TV since Seinfeld.
  • I love my wife.
  • Can we just cancel  that stupid First Take show on ESPN2??  They just have a bunch of people on there saying ridiculous things just for the sake of being controversial, so people will react.
  • Hell yeah Gamecocks!!  11 wins!!!  That's the type of season I want to forfeit in four years when they find out we cheated to get Clowney.  (And for those that think we didn't/don't pay to get some recruits, I got beach front property in North Dakota for ya..)
  • Twitter is pretty cool.  I mean I hated on it for a long time, a loooooong time, but it's pretty cool.
Ok, I think that should do it.  Thanks for remembering to read us again.  I'll try and take it up a notch and post regularly again.
-Wasko

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