Week 12 SEC Picks!!!

Normally I would put a picture of something based on the word "pick."  For those of you that truly have not seen  "what I did there" all season, that's what I have been doing.  Honestly if it took you this long to figure that out, you are dumb, you are really, really dumb (skip to the 1:20 mark of the video).  With matchups against teams like The Citadel, Furman, Samford, Georgia Southern, Herp Derp Nation, and Aunt Kathy, ladies and gents I present to you week 12 in the 2011 SEC season, aka "Creampuff Saturday."

(Alright. you HAVE to see what I did here)

The Citadel @ South Carolina:  Boy let's hope the ghost of 1990 (a loss at home to the Bulldogs for the uninformed) or the ghosts of Travis Jervey and/or Nehemiah Broughton aren't running around town for this one.  The Citadel does run the triple option which, as we all saw earlier this year, can cause some problems for our boys on defense.  However, the good news is, The Citadel is not the Naval Academy when it comes to running the option.  This would be a program crushing loss for Carolina, but I don't see it happening.  OUR PICK:  Carolina

        

(Greatest players in Citadel history??  Their parents sure think so!)

Kentucky @ Georgia:  I love Kentucky.  Everything about it.  I love that the Moss wedding is there in April (get your tickets now, they are goin fast!), I love for some reason the state's grass is blue, I love that there were ZERO traffic problems with their inaugural Sprint Cup race (don't pay any attention to the numerous articles and TV talking heads that say otherwise).  Mainly I love the fact that John Calipari in no way at all cheats.  Nope.  I don't care what the previous NCAA investigations (that's two of them in two previous coaching stops) have said.  Nope.  He doesn't cheat.  (If you are wondering why I am so supportive of Kentucky and have not referred to them by their usual nickname, read the writeup for the Auburn/Georgia game from week 11).  OUR PICK:  Georgia...but please Kentucky???  I won't make fun of you until next year if you win this one, I promise!!

Furman @ Florida:  Can the Gators win it to become bowl eligible?  Gosh who would've thought we would be "axing" that question in week 12?  Rrrrrreally could have used that win against Georgia fellas.  Seriously.  That's ok though, I'll move on.  The Gators will win this game.  I want them to win this game, believe it or not, for two reasons; 1)  This guy:

(Former #63 of the Day, Trip Thurman.  Good lookin fella, even with the sideburns)

and 2).  Furman is quarterbacked by a Forcier brother.  If you don't know who that is, just google the Forciers, they're like a whole family of Todd Marinovichs.  And if you don't know who Todd Marinovich is, well then google him after the Forciers.  But I digress....OUR PICK:  Florida, easily

Samford @ Auburn:  Shut up Auburn, I don't have to be nice to you this week...ya jerks.  Couldn't even make it competitive last week huh?  Serves you right you cheatin jerks.  Countdown till you have your national title vacated is back on!!!  OUR PICK:  Auburn

Georgia Southern @ Alabama:  I like three things about Georgia Southern.  1) Their quarterback is named Jaybo Shaw.  His name is Jaybo...awesome. 2).  They run the triple option...awesome. 3) They are the employer of former Panther Athletic Training Intern Great Justin "Matlock" Matlage...awesome.  Sorry Matlock, none of that will be good enough to overcome the Tide.  OUR PICK:  Alabama

Mississippi State @ Arkansas:  In theory this should actually be a high scoring affair.  Neither program likes to play a whole lot of defense, cause ya know, that's not really their "thing."  The good news for Dan Mullen is that the Bulldogs continue their streak of playing teams with unique nicknames, after their plain generic nickname scheduling debacle to open the season.  The bad news for Dan Mullen?  Arkansas seems to score on everyone, and Mississippi State can have off weeks on offense.  OUR PICK:  Arkansas

Uncle Ned @ Tennessee:  Let's go 'Dores!!!!  They can do it this week, the sixth win of the year.  That would make them the first team in college football history to actually be excited for a bid to the BBVA Compass Bowl (shout out to the Gamblin Boss).  And ya know what?  I think they get it done.  That might even make former Vandy great Jay Cutler smile...

...ok maybe not.  OUR PICK:  Uncle Ned gets it done!!

LSU @ Aunt Kathy:  HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Aunt Kathy lost at home to Louisiana Tech last week hahahahahahahahahahaha.  What's that?  They suspended their starting QB too?  HAHAHAHAHA.  One more week Rebel fans...one more week.  OUR PICK:  Geaux Tigers!

-Major Munnerlyn